Ugh...I ate like a freakin pig the other day. I made myself throw up afterwards to not feel guilty. On other news, I totally mt the coolest guy at the coffee place last night. Blonde hair and blue eyes...very nice. He's going to UT or something. I'm waiting on his call...
1. You so did not make yourself throw up.
ReplyDelete2. Scott will be heart broken once he reads this. He will REALLY need to use the Kleenex.
3. Maybe you should go to UT instead of your God school. Or go to Brookharvard like the rest of us.
Mary is pure drama. She should get her own reality show with her dad.
ReplyDeleteDrama? Me? Drama is Dana leaving with Dontrelle at last nights party. Little Slut...love ya, babe...
ReplyDeleteI bet Dontrelle used his whole, "I'm the only athlete to have a master key to the gym" speech on her cuz he thinks he's so cool. That guy can tell teachers he's gonna put his fist through the back on their skulls and yet he STILL gets to play football every Friday night. Something is wrong with our education system and who runs it. Last year I literally SAW HIM take off his belt in the school parking lot and go after a parent with it. And he STILL got to play football that week. Glad we lost our playoff game.
ReplyDeleteOkay, uh...EWWWWWW! I took Dontrelle to Walgreens so he could get some of those Garcia Vegas cigars. Seriously now. I just literally threw up in my mouth.
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